Only Cowboys & Warriors Bumper Sticker

Another in our series of Strange Bumper Stickers - This one from Seattle Washington.

I could Just Kiss this Food

Little Shop of Horrors

Ok, I was just listening to "Feed Me Seymour," on XM radio Broadway, and was seeing the vision of the plant in the movie version of Little Shop of Horrors, so it is totally understandable that the first fruit I see in the grocery store reminds me of this right?

Fruit on the shelf at Price Chopper in Webster MA

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When an Oval is Not an Oval

Sunday I went out to walk on a local MA walking track, the oval type, that had been plowed, sort of. I needed to add some step to my daily life, as Sundays I am to much in the sedentary frame of mind. I saw this sign.

Really.

When I was in Jr. High, then again High School and then again in Undergrad, the circumference of an ellipse was a constant.

New Math I guess.

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What Else Could it Mean?

Help

Stamp Out

and Abolish

Redundancy

and unnecessary repetition

Immediately,

Now.

How stupid do they think we are?

Saw this dog in a baby carrage today at a Relay for Life Fair, in Auburn MA.

It's gotta be tough to be a dog.

What? Are You Sure?

On the way to the cash register, we passed a display and sample isle.  I don't eat sugar or carbs, so I ignored this counter, to prevent hunger and anger.  My wife made me go back and take this picture.  Then she had to explain the joke.

Political Kitty

If my kitty voted.

Just in Case You NEED MORE FAT

Got to admit, we bought one.  At a Ren Fair.  It was Good.  It was HEAVY.

Stoned Cow

The glory of living in the sticks. 

Some People Take Golf too Seriously

Seriously?  Really?  Oh, how cute.  Stupid, but cute.\

Governments -- None of the them Get it!

Newspaper in Ireland in August 2013 ...   When you really need something, and it works, get rid of it.

Street Art in Dublin - We are in a digital Age.

Please - Don't Jump off the Cliff

Another Sign in Ireland that is right up there with Don't Right the Bird.

Please Don't Ride the Birds or Jump in the Fire

We saw this in Ireland, when looking at some awesome cliffs.

This is right up there with , "Caution, Coffee is Hot."

That's Telling Them - How to yell at your Customers

Was on Cape Cod this weekend, and at lunch/dinner before a ball game at a Falmouth restaurant, and saw this on the menu ...

Well, ok.  Guess it's for those days where you were sunburned, bitten by a shark or your kids pee'd in the pool.

Makes you wonder about the story behind the ale.

The Zombie Apocalypse perhaps?

No no, don't go in there.

Just a Tad Right of Right

Saw this on a car leaving Starbucks ...  I am not agreeing, or disagreeing ...  I laugh at Jon Stewart and Bill O'Riley alike.  This was just funny.  This driver ... just a tad right of right.

Wash Me ... Uh? Moose?

I have seen cars like this one that said "Wash Me," or "Hello", Or "I'm Dirty," but this one is new.  No idea what this means.

Ho ho ho Snow Man

Saw this when we were out shopping.  Really
?

The Things You See in School

When I was walking through an elementary school, picking up some children, we passed this sign. 

One of the kids said he loved the Olympics.

Another asked me if I noticed something strange about this sign.

Yes.  Yes I do.